Saturday, March 31, 2007
Google Airbrushes New Orleans For Bush
You may recall my post about it appears many people typed in failure after Hurrican Katrina and found Bush's home page? Google "fixed" that search result and it appears it isn't the only spin it is doing for Bush. The Independent reports:
Obama Schools Bush
Google, the ubiquitous internet search business, has been asked by a US congressional committee why it was "airbrushing history" by replacing post-Hurricane Katrina satellite imagery on its map portal with images of the region as it existed before the storm destroyed neighbourhoods, uprooted trees and smashed bridges.
The former constitutional law scholar said
I believe in an attorney general who is actually the people's lawyer, not the president's lawyer.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
What Are The Odds?
The Mariners baseball team can now sell Mariner branded lottery tickets. What do you know! Finally a lottery game with better odds of winning than the Mariners have.
The Daily Show Sucks Ass
When Jon Stewart pretends that Dennis Miller is funny.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Save Education
Everything Bush touches turns to shit.
Bush sold "No Child Left Behind" before most people were aware of his Merdes touch.
Any questions?
If This Were A Jeopardy Answer
Bush sold "No Child Left Behind" before most people were aware of his Merdes touch.
Any questions?
From Tami, The True One, we see a report that is supposed to make Americans want to bomb Iran. What is this an unnamed source saw it happen in Iraqi waters?
For The Daily Double, what is the name of the fisherman?
Well, Alex, I am all in, who is Ahmed Chalabi?
A fisherman who said he was with a group of Iraqis from the southern city of Basra fishing in Iraqi waters in the northern area of the Gulf said he saw the Iranian seizure. The fisherman declined to be identified because of security concerns.So the Bush junta will name its own CIA agents but won't name Iraqis who might want Bush to follow a different shiny ball?
For The Daily Double, what is the name of the fisherman?
Well, Alex, I am all in, who is Ahmed Chalabi?
Monday, March 19, 2007
Bush Speaks on March 19th- 2003
We come to Iraq with respect for its citizens, for their great civilization and for the religious faiths they practice. We have no ambition in Iraq, except to remove a threat and restore control of that country to its own people.
- 2004
The terrorists are offended not merely by our policies -- they are offended by our existence as free nations. No concession will appease their hatred. No accommodation will satisfy their endless demands. Their ultimate ambitions are to control the peoples of the Middle East, and to blackmail the rest of the world with weapons of mass terror. There can be no separate peace with the terrorist enemy. Any sign of weakness or retreat simply validates terrorist violence, and invites more violence for all nations.
- 2005
Before coalition forces arrived, Iraq was ruled by a dictatorship that murdered its own citizens, threatened its neighbors, and defied the world.
- 2006
We are implementing a strategy that will lead to victory in Iraq. And a victory in Iraq will make this country more secure, and will help lay the foundation of peace for generations to come.
- 2007
I want to stress that this operation is still in the early stages, it's still in the beginning stages.
Friday, March 16, 2007
Hey, Rich Idiots At Google!
You spent all that time breaking relevancy to stop showing Bush is a miserable failure. Why in the hell couldn't you have spent those millions of dollars in development time to make sure blogger can remember cookies? Giving Bush a blow job is obviously more important but you might want to notice your stock's peak preceded your manipulating search results for Bush's benefit.
Stop the Presses!
Bush's political advisor and Libby's unindicted co-conspirator Karl Rove had a hand in Gonzalez's political firings of federal prosecutors. No one could have anticipated that venal and corrupt men would do venal and corrupt things.
Friday, March 09, 2007
How Can We Tell?
How can we tell that George Bush loves disabled veterans forced to live in squalid facilities?
He made so many of them!
He made so many of them!
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Inquiring Minds Want To Know
Why is that pus filled hate monger described by news organizations as "provocative"?
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Hey, Washington State! The Curse of the Bush Photo-Op
Even the Voice of America notes "The scandal is especially embarrassing for President Bush, who regularly visits with wounded troops at Walter Reed."
In Other News
Dick Cheney adopts John Edwards as his only son after Coulter called Edwards a "faggot."
Friday, March 02, 2007
Contact Your Washington State Senator
Washington legislature has a resolution worth calling or writing your Senator in support of SJM 8003 and SJM 8016. Contact your State Representatives for HJM 4004.