Monday, April 30, 2007

Now The Story Can Be Told! 
Much attention has been paid to Tenet's tell all book which left out this part:

W: We will invade Iraq. We will be greeted as liberators!

Tenet: Damn drunk...

Cheney: (reaching for shotgun) What did you say?

Tenet: Slam dunk! It's a slam dunk!

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Move Over, MoveOn 
You may recall the rigged poll that MoveOn did that left out immediate withdrawal as an option? The San Francisco Chronicle didn't. They asked, "Who's right in the Iraq war funding dispute? With over 1600 responses:

From the Boston Globe In mosquito, a small tale of climate change
The unobtrusive mosquito's story illustrates a sobering consequence of climate change: The species best suited to adapting may not be the ones people want to survive. Scientists say species with short life cycles -- Wyeomyia smithii lives about eight weeks -- can evolve quickly and keep up with changing environmental conditions as a result. Rodents, insects, and birds, some carrying diseases deadly to humans, are genetically programmed to win. Polar bears and whales, which take years to reproduce, are not.
Is that what they mean by the meek shall inherit the earth? Mosquitos and cockroaches? Thanks, Bush junta, for misleading the public about global warming.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Strolling To Armageddon 
Never misunderestimate Bush's love for his quagmire. The White House Scales Back Talk of Iraq Progress In other words, the surge ain't working. Surprise!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Reign Over Me 
I just saw Reign Over Me. Don Cheadle and his roommate

Adam Sandler did well and Don Cheadle, as always was great. The movie was especially poignant for me because while Adam Sandler played Don Cheadle's roommate in college my brother actually was Don's roommate.

Rich Little Had A Chance At Greatness 
Rich Little had a chance at greatness but he didn't take it and he bombed at the correspondents' dinner. The noted Nixon impersonator could have made an entire routine out of things Bush did that Nixon got nailed for. He ducked comedy greatness and went for bland.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Stephen Colbert Gets Bombed 
Google bombed that is. Yes, they still work except for when Google writes special code to protect George Bush from online criticism.

Bonus question - where were Stephen Colbert and I mentioned in the same article?

Obviously Congress Didn't Go About It Right 
Grilling Gonzales

For best results they should have followed Abu's advice and introduced certain stress positons to induce co-operation...

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Yay, Dennis! 
Impeach Cheney first!

Monday, April 16, 2007

Headline: U.S. downplays Sadr bloc's decision to quit Iraqi gov't

When has the Bush junta ever been right about anything?

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Your Taxes Are Due The 17th* 
They aren't due on the 15th this year because it is Sunday. Do you know why it isn't the 16th? Happy Emancipation Day in D.C.!

*Rich Republicans are apparently exempted.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

W Is For War 
George Bush's criminally insane and corrupt administration is about to declare a war on chocolate!

Coming soon to a computer near you: Firefox will no longer block ads based on the DoubleClick redirect url.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Be Careful What You Wish For 
American solider death toll is surging in Bush's "surge" in Iraq.

When Irony Becomes Tragedy 
George Bush, the aWol who got an early "honorable" discharge, has extended the combat stay of American soldiers in his lovely disaster once again.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Calling All Free Trade Sociopaths! 
Time and again we are told sending our manufacturing jobs to China and our tech jobs to India is good for America and there is nothing the government can do because the WTO demands it. Funny, the WTO has declared America's anti-Internet gambling laws protectionist. The U.S. is ignoring it. Gambling over the Internet in a country that allows it does seem to be classic, textbook free trade. Perhaps Bill Bennet can hold forth on this issue.

How Will The Bush Junta React? 
George "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists" Bush might have to make some comment on the Pope's lament on the "continual slaughter" in Iraq and "nothing positive" from Iraq.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Ha Ha 
Nothing succeeds like failure.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Gingrich's "Apology" 
Gingrich apologized for his remarks about Spanish speaking people in Spanish. This is being spun as how sensitive and rehabilitated he is. However, I think he did it in Spanish so that his base wouldn't pay attention to it.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

There Is Always An Agenda 
Atrios gives kudos to Florida governor for restoring felons' rights to vote. Yay! Rush Limbaugh and Mark Foley can vote! Why isn't Florida's white Republican governor so quick to restore the voting rights of the 50,000 black Americans that Harris purged?

It's Going So Well In Iraq!® 
This little piggie went to market. This little piggie stayed home. This little...

We interrupt this fable to report that the market the first little piggie went to visit was blown up the next day.

We're #1! We're #1! 
For the search term "List of George Bush and Dick Cheney fuck ups"

Disneyland Map 
Here is Patrick's preferred route to the rides in Disneyland.

Stop It! Stop It! Stop It! 
While it is good news that Obama and Clinton don't have to worry about financing their Presidential bids I find it disgusting that it is seen as a proxy for their fitness to be President. This is supposed to be a democracy not a plutocracy.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

I Saw President Kerry Today 
Yes, I believe Ohio was stolen. Sen. Kerry is a great speaker in person. TV doesn't do him justice.

Monday, April 02, 2007

That's the spirit! Reid Says He'll Try to Cut Off War Funds

Like HTML Mencken Says 
"In other words, these creeps are fuck-ups, and corrupt ones to boot. Stupid and evil — which might be the perfect catchphrase for our epoch."

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Obama Flunkies Himself For Bush 
Shortly after schooling Bush, Obama rolls over and ends up looking like a Bush flunkie.
"I think that nobody wants to play chicken with our troops on the ground," said Obama.
Sorry, Senator, the better response is: It is too bad Bush wishes to play chicken with our soldiers' lives by vetoing their funding.
Of course, if we stop funding the war just think how quickly Halliburton and Cheney will lose interest in it.

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