Saturday, March 31, 2007

Google Airbrushes New Orleans For Bush 
You may recall my post about it appears many people typed in failure after Hurrican Katrina and found Bush's home page? Google "fixed" that search result and it appears it isn't the only spin it is doing for Bush. The Independent reports:
Google, the ubiquitous internet search business, has been asked by a US congressional committee why it was "airbrushing history" by replacing post-Hurricane Katrina satellite imagery on its map portal with images of the region as it existed before the storm destroyed neighbourhoods, uprooted trees and smashed bridges.

Obama Schools Bush 
The former constitutional law scholar said
I believe in an attorney general who is actually the people's lawyer, not the president's lawyer.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

What Are The Odds? 
The Mariners baseball team can now sell Mariner branded lottery tickets. What do you know! Finally a lottery game with better odds of winning than the Mariners have.

The Daily Show Sucks Ass 
When Jon Stewart pretends that Dennis Miller is funny.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Save Education 
Everything Bush touches turns to shit.
Bush sold "No Child Left Behind" before most people were aware of his Merdes touch.

Any questions?

If This Were A Jeopardy Answer 
From Tami, The True One, we see a report that is supposed to make Americans want to bomb Iran. What is this an unnamed source saw it happen in Iraqi waters?
A fisherman who said he was with a group of Iraqis from the southern city of Basra fishing in Iraqi waters in the northern area of the Gulf said he saw the Iranian seizure. The fisherman declined to be identified because of security concerns.
So the Bush junta will name its own CIA agents but won't name Iraqis who might want Bush to follow a different shiny ball?

For The Daily Double, what is the name of the fisherman?

Well, Alex, I am all in, who is Ahmed Chalabi?

Monday, March 19, 2007

Bush Speaks on March 19th 

Hey, Boys & Girls! 
Can you say war crime tribunal? I knew you could.

Hat tip: rorschach

Friday, March 16, 2007

Hey, Rich Idiots At Google! 
You spent all that time breaking relevancy to stop showing Bush is a miserable failure. Why in the hell couldn't you have spent those millions of dollars in development time to make sure blogger can remember cookies? Giving Bush a blow job is obviously more important but you might want to notice your stock's peak preceded your manipulating search results for Bush's benefit.

Stop the Presses! 
Bush's political advisor and Libby's unindicted co-conspirator Karl Rove had a hand in Gonzalez's political firings of federal prosecutors. No one could have anticipated that venal and corrupt men would do venal and corrupt things.

Friday, March 09, 2007

How Can We Tell? 
How can we tell that George Bush loves disabled veterans forced to live in squalid facilities?

He made so many of them!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Inquiring Minds Want To Know 
Why is that pus filled hate monger described by news organizations as "provocative"?

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Hey, Washington State! 
Vermont is voting on impeachment just like our Washington state senators are.

The Curse of the Bush Photo-Op 
Even the Voice of America notes "The scandal is especially embarrassing for President Bush, who regularly visits with wounded troops at Walter Reed."

In Other News 
Dick Cheney adopts John Edwards as his only son after Coulter called Edwards a "faggot."

Friday, March 02, 2007

Contact Your Washington State Senator 
Washington legislature has a resolution worth calling or writing your Senator in support of SJM 8003 and SJM 8016. Contact your State Representatives for HJM 4004.

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