Tuesday, September 18, 2007
If Karl Rove Ran The Democratic Party - Part V
There would be a pep talk held daily in the Senate Democratic caucus about the Attorney General nomination. The rallying points would include: No one has ever lost an election by voting against a Bush nominee. Any Democrat who voted against a Bush nominee has appeared extremely brave, knowledgeable and even prescient. Rumsfeld, Powell, Brown, Gonzalez ... the list goes on.
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Sunday, September 16, 2007
If Karl Rove Ran The Democratic Party - Part IV
September 17th is Constitution Day. What better day for George Bush to give up cruel and unusual punishment, reinstate a right to trial by a jury and put an end to warrantless wiretapping.
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
If Karl Rove Ran The Democratic Party Part III
George Bush and Dick Cheney are going to ask for an additional $200 billion to finance their quagmire/occupation. Democrats will, of course, cave in to this preposterous demand. If Karl Rove ran the Democrats they would be instructed to oppose the splurge by introducing an amendment forbidding any of this money to go to Dick Cheney's Halliburton or George Bush's Carlyle Group. The talking point would be: Bush and Cheney can either end this war or make a huge profit off of this war. This amendment will remove any doubt that they are prolonging the war to make money off of it.
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007
If Karl Rove Ran The Democratic Party Part II
Today, Sept 11th is a day of mourning. If George Bush insists on attacking Democrats on Sept 11th as he has in past years we will be forced to remind the American public that Sept 12th is the 6th anniversary of George Bush flying bin Laden's family out of the country on the White House press plane when they were wanted by the FBI for questioning.
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Sunday, September 09, 2007
If Karl Rove Ran The Democratic Party
Democrats can't seem to go for the jugular. They know their constituents want out of Iraq but they can't agree on a deadline. If Karl Rove ran the Democratic Party he would say, "May 1, 2008 is the deadline for troop withdrawal. That will be the fifth anniversary of the 'Major military operations are over' speech under the Mission Accomplished banner. You will make the following talking point when asked about it. 'Bush announced the end of combat nearly 5 years ago; if Bush can't follow through we need a Commander in Chief who can."
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