Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dubya's Visa Bill 
Lincoln aircraft carrier photo-op: millions of dollars
Cost of ongoing war: trillions
Human Cost: millions of lives ruined and hundreds of thousands of deaths
Personal Sacrifice: None
Able to dress up so you look like you're hung like a horse: Priceless.

Monday, May 26, 2008

No One Could Have Imagined 
That having car dealers add gasoline to your car loan is a really bad idea.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Speaking Of Appeasement 
George Bush meets bin Laden's main demand.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Doofus Bush, Your Pa and Grandpa Are Calling 
George Bush said:
Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists ...
Speaking of negotiating with terrorists is there anyone who comes to mind? Who is your daddy, Georgie? Bush Sr not only negotiated with terrorists but he gave them weapons to hold onto Americans longer. We see where Georgie got his primo negotiating skills.
...and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: "Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided." We have an obligation to call this what it is -- the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history.
Speaking of Nazi tanks crossing into Poland is there any American who comes to mind as enabling Hitler's rise to power? Who is your granddaddy, Georgie?

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Holy Joe Takes It On The Chin 
The Bush junta announced their official delegation to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the creation of the state of Israel. The delegation does not include the guy on the left:

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Bush on Mother's Day 
Bush said
It's just a special day to give thanks to our Moms; appreciate the hard work that Moms do.
I will do a Pickler and say, Bush failed to mention his gratitude to all those moms who provided him cannon fodder for his lost war.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

A Matter Of Policy 
So the Republicans don't want to use tax money to prevent American families from losing their houses but they want to spend hundreds of billions to prevent banks from losing their office buildings.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

God Damn The Media! 
Less than 500 articles about the fifth anniversary of George Bush's claim that major combat operations are over in Iraq.

While there are over 16,000 articles about Wright and Obama.

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