Saturday, June 30, 2007

Beaten Wife Syndrome? 
Reid and Pelosi swear this time they really, really are going to leave George Bush and his abusive ways.

Monday, June 25, 2007

What The Headline Should Have Read 
Bush Supreme Court Rules That Schools Can Punish Students Holding a Jesus Sign

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Hang The Old Boss; Bow To The New Boss 
Chemical Ali's war crimes killed 180,000 Iraqis and he has been sentenced to hang. George Bush, never wanting to be bested by anyone, has killed around 655,000 Iraqis. No war crime tribunal date has yet been set.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Buzz Kill 
I was all excited about plastic containers that were compostable because they were made out of corn not oil. However, the corn is genetically engineered and might be behind the unexplained bee disappearance.

Friday, June 22, 2007

I See 
Cheney is putting the vice into "Vice" President...

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Umm, Sen. Clinton 
If you are wooing voters who were right about the war when you were so wrong, wrong, wrong then you might want to try a different tack. Blaming the puppet government that you helped Bush set up isn't the way to win Iraqi hearts and minds or American hearts and minds.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Best To Slow Government To A Crawl... 
aWol threatens to veto shit he doesn't like. Dummocrats better start sending stuff that aWol will veto. deadlock is the best possible outcome for America for the next two years. Especially when it comes to occupying foreign lands.

Friday, June 15, 2007

The immigration bill no one wants gets resurrected while the timeline for leaving Iraq that 3/4ths of Americans wants gets killed?

AMA And Internet Games 
The AMA has published a document concerned about gaming and Internet addiction. Please join me in SecondLife to burn copies of their report.

Monday, June 11, 2007

How Good Is George Bush At Failure? 
How good is Bush at playing Commander in Chief? He has trillions of dollars at his disposal. He has the world's most powerful military at his disposal. He has the complicity of the news media in his lies. Despite all that, he is about to lose to a country he thought he bombed into submission.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Where's Watertiger's Desk? 
What does this supposed Internet expert think is hurting America? Apparently our culture is lost because meanies were able to googlebomb Bush as a miserable failure. His book, the cult of the amateur, soon to be on the remainder shelves of dustier bookstores.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Say What? 
Why in the hell does it take slick manuevering to make habeas corpus the law of the land? I thought that issue was settled centuries ago.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Where Have I Heard This Before? 
Bush's "leadership" proposal on global warming includes no benchmarks or timetables. Why does that sound familiar?

Saturday, June 02, 2007

How Cute 
The ACLU has brought suit against Boeing subsidiary Jeppesen Dataplan Inc for their part in extraordinary rendition. Their website says Making Every Mission Possible.

Washington State has blood on their hands because they gave $20 billion in tax breaks to hugely profitable Boeing when they won't fund Washington State disabled kids. Our legislators will give billions to companies that torture but won't provide for handicapped kids. I see "liberal" Washingtonians have their priorities straight.

The Plot of the Month Club 
Getting bad press lately? How about spritzing things up by announcing you foiled a plot to bomb Kennedy airport? The Islamic janitor retired cargo worker of death follows last month's Islamic pizza delivery man of death. The group was infilitrated by FBI informers. FBI informers have a long history of instigating the plots they are supposed to be spying on.

For example, let's say you are an FBI informer and you want to keep getting paid. Are you going to say your group ordered pizza last night while watching Rambo or will your gravy train rely on sounding more sinister?

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