Sunday, August 28, 2005

Failure Abroad and Failure At Home 
Like his failed oil company, the only person coming out of Bush's disasters richer are himself and a few close friends. Blah3 reminds us that the National Guard which would have been activated for the hurricane is off guarding the oil fields for Bush's and Cheney's and Rice's and Rumsfeld's companies. This could be a calamity of huge proportions all because Bush misused the power he stole.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Not So Much Freeance After All 
So what does Bush do when bombing Iraq to
Find the WMD!
um Stop the rape and torture!
uh Bring democracy and freedom! fails? He moves the goalposts. Again.

The focus groups aren't testing out too well on the new Iraqi Invasion Reason: Don't let the thousands who have died for Bush's <insert noble cause here> die alone!

Pretzelnut BunnyPants Throws Down Gauntlet 
While talking to a handpicked crowd in Idaho, the unindicted war criminal said
We will stay on the offense. We'll complete our work in Afghanistan and Iraq. An immediate withdrawal of our troops in Iraq, or the broader Middle East, as some have called for, would only embolden the terrorists and create a staging ground to launch more attacks against America and free nations. So long as I'm the President, we will stay...

So it appears that the first step to get Americans out of Bush's biggest failure is to start impeachment hearings.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Again A Republican Is Caught Stealing - Yawn 
In other news, the sun rose today at dawn. It is expected to do so again tomorrow.

Legislatin' is hard work.

Poor Duke - his take is chump change compared to what Rumsfeld's company gets when Rumsfeld decides to bomb a hospital.

Same Great Attitude But With Pictures 
I am adding Left Edge North to the blogroll. I should have been going there more often over the past year or so.

A Tale of Two Men 
Hugo Chavez offers to help America's poor.

Pat Robertson calls for the assassination of Hugo Chavez.

Pop quiz: Which one is doing God's charitable work and which one is the tyrant?

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Conservative Humor Never Had It So Good 
The all knowing Google has Sadly, No! coming up as the second site for Conservative Humor

For the HTML impaired that is:
<a href="http://www.sadlyno.com/">Conservative Humor</a>

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

It's Official! 
Thank you, Adam Mathes. Google bombing, according to wikipedia, is now in the New Oxford American Dictionary as of May 2005. As a proud father of a google bomb, I was pleased to see Wikipedia include a screenshot of the Miserable Failure Googlebomb search as its example.

It appears Search Engine Watch has flip-flopped on the MF Googlebomb.

Sadly, though, Clueless Linguists, define a Google bomb as misleading rather than one of the more notorious examples point to misleader.

Thanks a million! 
My share of tax money paying for Bush's war crimes in Iraq (so far) - $30,000
America waging war on Iraq (so far)- $240 Billion
Installing an Islamofascist regime beholding to Iran - Priceless.

Judge John Roberts 
My take on John Roberts? A youthful wingnut, aka Bush's revenge.

Out of 193,000 pages - I am #1 for Old Fashioned Patriot. Take that, Miserable Failure.

Dueling Headlines 
Police 'lying' over Tube death video

Brazil Doesn't Believe in British Cover-Up

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Too Little, Too Late 
Now John Kerry says America doesn't need a second Republican party. Too bad he didn't run as a Democrat last year, he could have beat Bush with margins so large that even Bush and the Supreme Court couldn't steal an election again.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

What The Critics Say About Me 
"... some crafty brat..."

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Silly question 
Atrios asks, Why are we in Iraq?

That is a silly question. Cheney's company makes about $1 billion a week from Bush's fiasco. Rumsfeld's company makes about $1 billion a month from Bush's fiasco. Rice's company makes an extra $2 billion a month because of Bush's fiasco. The elder Bush's company makes about $1 billion a week because of Bush's war crimes.

Does anyone wonder why they want to stay the course?

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Scared Bunny Pants Refuses To Talk To A Mom 
Manly George Bush, hiding in his ranch in his pilot's uniform is afraid to talk to a woman who lost her son in Bush's war crime.

I respect her month long vigil and I think it would be right neighborly of her if she carried an apple pie to George Bush followed by the thousand or so people camped out at Campe Hide From Iraq, Crawford, TX. I think there is no image stronger than to watch Bush's keepers arrest a mom and an apple pie.

Nookular Power 
Bad if you are Muslim. Good if you are giving tax breaks to your billionaire friends.

It Doesn't Pay 
It doesn't pay to play nice with fucking fascist war criminals like Bush and Blair. Robin Cook could have caused a crisis in the UK government with his resignation speech right before Tony Blair committed the UK to committing war crimes. Politeness, reserve or loyalty stopped him. How does George W for War Criminal Bush's fucking poodle Tony bLIAR repay the courtesy? He stays on vacation rather than paying respects to the man that tried to stop him from making the biggest fucking mistake in his bloody career.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

The Day After 
The day after a Democratic candidate who made a campaign issue of Bush's irresponsible "Bring 'em on!" remarks narrowly lost in a heavily Republican Congressional district; 14 Marines killed in Iraq.

In words small enough for Bush and Rove to understand, they done brung it.

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